Jeff Ashbaker
Wee Bites
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Wee Bites
©Jeffrey C. Ashbaker et. al 2015

Wee Bites, Wee Bites
Loved that Yeti more than he would tell
Wee Bites, Wee Bites
Drove that big old women straight to hell

All the boys told Wee, he had to find a she
So he found that Yeti deep inside a well
She asked if he would bite, Wee just said "he might"
'Cause he thought there's a chance to spread those thighs

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He asked her out that night, of course she said alright
So Wee went home to shit, shower and shave
He took her to the show, how was Wee to know
That she would take a bite of his banjo

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Wee Bites, Wee Bites
Promised to take her to Disneyland
When the time came, Wee just said chow mien
Now that Yeti knows that she's been canned
Lyric Credits: Jeff Ashbaker
Music Credits: Jeff Ashbaker
Producer Credits: Jeff Ashbaker
Performance Credits: Jeff Ashbaker
Song Length: 2:33
Primary Genre: Folk-Country
Secondary Genre: Country-Bluegrass
Tempo / Feel: Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal: Male Vocal
Subject Matter 1: General
Subject Matter 2: Comedy, Funny
Mood 1: Jovial
Language: English
Era: 2000 and later